Tuesday, December 29, 2009

ON-OFF couple JUDE LAW and SIENNA MILLER are "in love" and will be moving back in together next year.

The Hollywood pair told aides they want to set up home in London in the spring - three years after splitting up.

Speculation had been rife about whether Jude, 36, and Sienna, 27, had rekindled their romance while they were both appearing in plays on Broadway, New York.
But The Sun can reveal they ARE back together - and it's serious. They have been meeting up at the Algonquin Hotel in New York during rehearsal breaks - Jude in Hamlet and Sienna in After Miss Julie - and things have blossomed.

A source said: "Last week they put the wheels in motion to live together again.

"They have told staff that they are in love and will be moving back to London in the spring and they will be living together as a couple once again."

The pair, who have also been spotted outside his New York apartment, began their romance after meeting on the set of Alfie in 2004. Sienna dumped Jude in 2005 after he cheated on her with his children's nanny.

They got back together before splitting up again in November 2006.

It is Sienna who has been the most keen to get back together.

The source added: "Jude was reluctant at first for anything to happen. But Sienna convinced him that she was still in love with him."

Since their parting in 2005 they've had complex love lives.

She recently split from actor Balthazar Getty who had briefly left his wife and four kids for her. Jude has just fathered his fourth child, the result of a one-night stand with model Samantha Burke.

The pair met up again through mutual friend Jonny Lee Miller.

Jude's next film, Sherlock Holmes, opens in cinemas on Boxing Day.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Jordan strips at fella's fight

JORDAN treated crowds to an impromptu striptease after her boyfriend Alex Reid won a cage fighting match.

The glamour girl, real name Katie Price, peeled off her dress to put on a new frock which read 'The Champ' during the event on Saturday night.

Standing by her man ... Alex Reid and Jordan

Standing by her man ... Alex Reid and Jordan


She stripped down to just a bra and skimpy g-string in full view of the audience at the Troxy in Limehouse, East London.

Katie, 31, had earlier joined her man in the cage and stuck two fingers up at punters booing him.

She let loose at the angry mob with a foul-mouthed rant, shouting "f*** you, f*** you" as they turned on Alex, 34, as his name was announced over the PA.

When her new lover was named as the champ, the mum-of-three decided to change outfits.

But his victory didn't stop the baying crowd, who chanted the name of his opponent Jack "The Stone" Mason after buff Alex had been declared the winner.

Jordan, who will soon officially become divorced from her ex Peter Andre, also teased the crowd by flashing a heart-shaped ri ng on her engagement finger at the event, despite denying she and Alex are going to wed.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

A Hero

Three times I had the lust to kill,
To clutch a throat so young and fair,
And squeeze with all my might until
No breath of being lingered there.
Three times I drove the demon out,
Though on my brow was evil sweat. . . .
And yet I know beyond a doubt
He'll get me yet, he'll get me yet.

I know I'm mad, I ought to tell
The doctors, let them care for me,
Confine me in a padded cell
And never, never set me free;
But Oh how cruel that would be!
For I am young - and comely too . . .
Yet dim my demon I can see,
And there is but one thing to do.

Three times I beat the foul fiend back;
The fourth, I know he will prevail,
And so I'll seek the railway track
And lay my head upon the rail,
And sight the dark and distant train,
And hear its thunder louder roll,
Coming to crush my cursed brain . . .
Oh God, have mercy on my soul!

I Speak Not

I speak not, I trace not, I breathe not thy name;
There is grief in the sound, there is guilt in the fame;

But the tear that now burns on my cheek may impart
The deep thoughts that dwell in that silence of heart.
Too brief for our passion, too long for our peace,
Were those hours - can their joy or their bitterness cease?
We repent, we abjure, we will break from our chain,
-
We will part, we will fly to - unite it again!
Oh! thine be the gladness, and mine be the guilt!
Forgive me, adored one! - forsake if thou wilt;
But the heart which is thine shall expire undebased,
And man shall not break it - whatever thou may'st.
And stern to the haughty, but humble to thee,
This soul in its bitterest blackness shall be;
And our days seem as swift, and our moments more sweet,
With thee at my side, than with worlds at our feet.
One sigh of thy sorrow, one look of thy love,
Shall turn me or fix, shall reward or reprove.
And the heartless may wonder at all I resign
-
Thy lips shall reply, not to them, but to mine.

Pengguna Facebook cecah 250 juta

SAN FRANCISCO: Pelopor laman sosial paling popular, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg berkata jumlah pengguna yang menyertai perkhidmatan rangkaian sosial onlinenya kini mencecah 250 juta orang.

"Pertumbuhan menggalakkan itu amat mengujakan. Bagi kami, pertumbuhan sehingga 250 juta pengguna bukan sekadar nombor yang amat memberangsangkan, malah ia membuktikan berapa banyak hubungan yang berjaya dibuat oleh mereka," katanya di dalam blog rasmi Facebook.

Facebook diwujudkan pada 2004 dan menjadi semakin popular meninggalkan MySapce. - Agensi

Sunday, July 12, 2009

11 hadiah mesra rakyat


Datuk Seri Najib Razak

KUALA LUMPUR: Datuk Seri Najib Razak yang menyambut 100 hari sebagai Perdana Menteri semalam, mengumumkan 11 hadiah kepada rakyat.

Berucap pada majlis 'Seratus Hari Najib Bersama Rakyat 11 Julai 2009' di Dewan Pameran Pusat Konvensyen Kuala Lumpur (KLCC) di sini, beliau berkata, ini termasuk mewujudkan Amanah Saham 1Malaysia (AS 1Malaysia), pemberian diskaun kepada pengguna jalan bertol, peluang pemilikan rumah untuk golongan berpendapatan rendah dan pengurangan caj bayaran latihan penunggang motosikal.

Katanya, penubuhan tabung AS 1Malaysia di bawah Permodalan Nasional Berhad (PNB) itu selaras dengan jangkaan pemulihan ekonomi dalam tempoh separuh tahun kedua tahun ini.


"Tabung ini dijangka memberi peluang pelaburan kepada pelabur untuk menikmati pulangan pendapatan yang berpatutan dalam tempoh jangka panjang. Penubuhan itu langkah tambahan kepada dana amanah saham sedia ada," katanya yang disambut dengan tepukan gemuruh lebih 5,000 hadirin di dalam dan luar pusat konvensyen itu yang penuh sesak.

Dalam ucapan bertajuk Warkah Harapan, Najib berkata, kerajaan bersetuju memperuntukkan RM100 juta Skim Amanah Saham Wawasan bagi golongan miskin tegar bandar bagi meringankan beban mereka terutama pada hujung tahun bagi menampung keperluan persekolahan anak-anak.

"Menjelang 2010, kira-kira 10,000 isi rumah miskin tegar bandar akan diberi sebanyak 10,000 unit untuk isi rumah di bawah senarai E-Kasih," katanya.

Najib juga mengumumkan potongan harga 20 peratus kepada pengguna kad prabayar SmartTag dan Touch 'N' Go yang membayar tol 80 kali atau lebih sebulan berkuat kuasa 1 September ini.

Perdana Menteri berkata, potongan itu bagi meringankan beban pengguna lebuh raya dan bersifat penyelesaian sementara bagi menunggu kajian keseluruhan mengenai kadar tol yang akan mengambil masa.

"Saya pernah diberitahu oleh seorang pengguna jalan bertol yang dia terpaksa membayar tol lebih kurang RM300 sebulan, manakala gaji bulanannya RM3,000. Orang ini hanya mendapat gaji 11 bulan setahun kerana gaji satu bulan lagi habis dibelanjakan untuk pembayaran tol setahun.

"Ini (potongan) saya percaya akan memberi kelegaan pada rakyat terutama yang menggunakan jalan tol setiap hari," katanya dalam ucapan hampir 50 minit yang disifatkan sebagai perjumpaan yang bersejarah kerana setiap keputusan yang dibuat itu adalah istimewa untuk rakyat Malaysia.

Katanya, kerajaan komited menyediakan perumahan mampu milik mengikut Program Perumahan Rakyat (PPR) dan memutuskan penyewa program itu di Wilayah Persekutuan diberi peluang dan pilihan untuk membeli rumah sewa itu.

Sehubungan itu, katanya, sejumlah 44,000 unit rumah ditawarkan kepada golongan berpendapatan rendah memiliki rumah sendiri.

Selain itu, hadiah untuk rakyat membabitkan masyarakat penjaja dan peniaga kecil juga diumumkan Najib apabila 69,000 golongan itu di Wilayah Persekutuan akan menikmati potongan 50 peratus atau RM10 hingga RM700 setahun bagi pembaharuan lesen dan lesen baru.

"Ini akan memberi banyak kelegaan... saya harap negeri lain akan ikut langkah di Wilayah Persekutuan ini. Mudah-mudahan (bayaran) lesen lain juga akan dikurangkan, " katanya.

Katanya, kerajaan juga mempunyai dasar bagi membantu pemandu teksi dan ketika ini ada ramai pemandu teksi yang terpaksa menyewa harian dengan pembayaran RM50 sehari, selain kos lain seperti minyak.

Berikutan itu, kerajaan akan menambah 3,000 lagi permit teksi untuk individu dalam masa tiga bulan ini, iaitu pertambahan daripada 7,000 permit teksi individu yang sudah diberikan setakat ini.

Perdana Menteri turut mengumumkan caj bayaran latihan untuk penunggang motosikal kelas B2 iaitu 250cc ke bawah dikurang menjadi RM211 seorang.

"Saya mendapati ramai penunggang terutama anak muda yang menunggang motosikal 'kapcai' tidak memiliki lesen memandu kerana kos mendapatkan lesen termasuk latihan agak tinggi, RM500 hingga RM700 seorang. Berdasar riak tadi, saya membayangkan memang tepat keputusan ini, " katanya sebagai mengulas reaksi tepukan gemuruh daripada ramai hadirin terutama pelajar sekolah.

Selain itu, katanya, peruntukan skim Tekun Nasional ditambah RM150 juta lagi dan peruntukan RM15 juta khusus untuk program pembangunan usahawan muda kaum India di negara ini.

Mengenai kewarganegaraan, Najib mengumumkan jumlah permohonan tertangguh pada 1 November 2008 sebanyak 34,000, dan sehingga bulan lalu, sebanyak 46 peratus sudah selesai dibuat keputusan dan usaha akan dipergiatkan lagi untuk menyelesaikan baki permohonan.

Katanya, terdapat ramai ibu bapa yang lambat mendaftarkan kelahiran anak mereka dan kerajaan akan terus mempergiatkan usaha memperbaiki keadaan itu.

"Di Sabah, sejak 2005, sebanyak 36,000 permohonan pendaftaran diterima dan daripada jumlah itu 92 peratus diluluskan. Di Sarawak pula, sejak 2005, 19,000 permohonan diterima dan daripada jumlah itu, 80 peratus permohonan diluluskan, " katanya.

Berhubung infrastruktur luar bandar di Sabah dan Sarawak, katanya, kerajaan akan menggandakan pembinaan jalan luar bandar di kedua-dua negeri itu, daripada 750 kilometer yang dibina di bawah Rancangan Malaysia Kesembilan (RMK-9) kepada 1,500 kilometer dalam tempoh RMK-10.

Najib juga berkata, liputan bekalan air minum yang kini berada pada tahap 52 peratus di Sabah dan 61 peratus di Sarawak, akan dipertingkatkan, begitu juga bekalan elektrik dan pengumuman mengenainya akan dibuat hujung bulan ini.

Selain itu, Najib juga mengumumkan kerajaan akan mengambil langkah drastik ke arah mengurangkan jenayah dan rasuah di negara ini dan maklumat mengenainya akan diumumkan hujung bulan ini.

FAKTA

1- Diskaun tol Pengguna Smart Tag dan Touch n' Go yang membayar tol 80 kali atau lebih sebulan, dapat diskaun 20 peratus.

2- Rumah rakyat
44,000 rumah rakyat untuk dijual kepada penyewa di Wilayah Persekutuan.

3- Lesen penjaja
Peniaga kecil di Wilayah Persekutuan diberi potongan 50 peratus untuk perbaharui lesen.

4- Permit teksi
3,000 lagi permit teksi untuk individu ditambah dalam masa tiga bulan akan datang.

5- Cegah jenayah
Langkah drastik bagi kurangkan jenayah dan rasuah diumumkan penghujung bulan ini.

- Daftar kelahiran
Permohonan di Sabah dan Sarawak dipermudahkan. Baki permohonan akan diselesaikan sedikit masa lagi.

7- Jalan luar bandar
Pembinaan jalan luar bandar di Sabah dan Sarawak ditambah dalam tempoh RMK-10.

8- Bekalan air dan elektrik
Bekalan air dan elektrik ditingkatkan di Sabah Dan Sarawak. Perincian diumumkan akhir bulan ini.

9- Latihan motosikal
Kadar bayaran latihan tunggang motosikal 250cc ke bawah dikurangkan kepada RM211 mulai 1 September.

10- Tambah peruntukan
Peruntukan Tekun Nasional ditambah RM150 juta dan RM15 juta untuk usahawan muda India.

11- Unit amanah
Amanah Saham 1Malaysia dengan saiz 10 bilion unit akan diperkenalkan.

I will nail Michael Jackson's killers

Jacko's heartbroken sister La Toya vows to prove star's death was foul play

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MICHAEL Jackson's heartbroken sister La Toya last night sensationally insisted the King of Pop was MURDERED for his £1 billion fortune.

SPECIAL BOND: La Toya was closest of all to Michael but says plotters kept him from family
SPECIAL BOND: La Toya was closest of all to Michael but says plotters kept him from family

And the former Playboy model told the News of the World: "I KNOW who did it."

In an astonishing exclusive interview, La Toya, 53, reveals secret new facts about the 50-year-old superstar's sudden death, drugs found in his body and a $2million stash of cash and jewels that has gone missing.

She also speaks movingly about Jacko's final resting place and tells how his children are struggling with their grief. La Toya said: "We don't think just one person was involved in the murder. It was a conspiracy to get Michael's money."

La Toya bombshell

  • They got hiim hooked on drugs
  • He was lonely and vulnerable
  • Didn't want to perform in London
  • I ordered second autopsy on his body
  • $2m cash missing from his mansion

Grief-torn La Toya last night dramatically vowed revenge on the people she claims MURDERED her brother Michael.

READ: THEY STAYED WITH DADDY'S BODY FOR 30 MINUTES.. THEN SAID GOODBYE

And she vowed: "I know who did it and I won't rest until I nail them!"

La Toya's astonishing revelations come just two days after the chief of Los Angeles police admitted they were investigating Jacko's death as possible homicide.

In a moving exclusive four-hour interview with the News of the World, grieving La Toya - the closest person to Michael from the whole tight-knit Jackson clan - revealed she and the family are convinced her brother's apparent drugs overdose was "foul play" by a shadowy group out to get their hands on his £1 billion fortune.

"Michael WAS murdered," declared La Toya, 53. "And we don't think just one person was involved. Rather, it was a conspiracy of people. I feel it was all about money. Michael was worth well over a billion in music publishing assets and somebody killed him for that. He was worth more dead than alive."

As she posed a series of vital questions about 50-year-old Jacko's sudden death 17 days ago at his rented mansion in Los Angeles, La Toya said the pop icon was:

  • FED a series of addictive drugs to keep him submissive and controlled.
  • KEPT from his family by manipulative people who blocked their visits.
  • WORKED to exhaustion even though he DIDN'T want to do the gruelling string of 50 shows due to start at London's O2 arena tomorrow.
  • ROBBED of TWO MILLION in cash and gems as he lay dying.

Because of her close bond with Michael, La Toya was chosen by the family to sign the death certificate. Now the first step in her battle for justice is underway, with the second, independent, autopsy she ordered.

The official coroner's report is not due for two weeks but La Toya already knows the results of the family's own toxicology tests on the body and said: "I think everyone will be surprised when the results come out.

"I can't discuss that any further because of the ongoing police investigation. But I can say newspaper reports that there was methadone in his body are inacuurate.

VAIN BATTLE: Paramedics struggle to bring Jacko back to life as he is rushed into the UCLA hospital emergency room
VAIN BATTLE: Paramedics struggle to bring Jacko back to life as he is rushed into the UCLA hospital emergency room

"He had many needle marks on his neck and on his arms, and more about those will emerge in the next few weeks. But nothing has changed my mind that this was murder and I won't give up until I find out what killed my brother.

"A couple of years ago Michael told me he was worried that people were out to get him. He said, 'They're gonna kill me for my publishing. They want my catalogues and they're gonna kill me for these.'

"I knew something terrible was going to happen."

Brushing her long dark hair back from her face - features that closely resemble her tragic brother's - soft-spoken La Toya added: "Michael was being inappropriately treated by people who got him hooked on drugs.

"I can't say who I believe is responsible as I don't want to jeopardise the police investigation. But not everybody had Michael's best interests at heart. A month ago I felt Michael was going to die before he did his London concerts.

"I felt it would be foul play. I felt he'd never make the show."

La Toya claimed those plotting against her brother deliberately cut him off to become "the loneliest man in the world".

She told us: "They tried to keep the family away at all times, even my dad.

"Michael was being controlled. No one could get through to him.

"We wanted to know why we were being kept away and my father Joe was always trying to get to see him. He tried so hard to be there for Michael. He was seen as a threat but he was trying to help. And if you keep the family away, you can conquer. It's like they say, divide and conquer."

La Toya also claimed millions of dollars in cash and jewels disappeared from Jackson's house the day he died.

She said: "Michael always had cash in his homes, usually around $2 million (£1.2 million) which he used to pay out on things. People said he wasn't wealthy, but Michael always had money with him.

"When I went to the house later that day there was NO cash or jewellery. So many people had been through that house before I got there. Someone went in there and did a good job. It was very strange."

Questions still surround events leading up to Jackson's death at the £5 million house on North Carolwood Drive in Holmby Hills on June 25. The singer collapsed around midday and his staff made the 911 emergency call at 12.22pm.

And La Toya described the harrowing scenes she found later that night inside the room where her brother died - strewn with oxygen flasks and empty pill bottles.

She told us: "The police had already taken an oxygen tank which was beside the bed. On top of the sheets there was still an oxygen mask. Standing beside the bed was a stand for an intravenous drip. I was told the cops had taken the bag of liquid from it.

"Behind I saw three oxygen tanks in the corner of the room.

"There was an empty pill box on a cabinet. We also found loads of empty oxygen tanks in the garage of the house." Jackson was found to be on a potentially lethal cocktail of drugs when he died, with twice-a-day injections of morphine-related painkiller Demerol and doses of powerful narcotic Dilaudid.

He was also taking twice-daily jabs of painkiller Vistaril, anxiety drug Xanax, anti-depressants Prozac and Zoloft, plus anti-indigestion drug Prilosec.

Cops removed two dustbin bags-full of prescription drugs from the house.

But La Toya insisted vegetarian Jacko had told her he was on a six-month DETOX.

And the last time they'd met, at 60th wedding anniversary celebrations for their parents in a Beverly Hills curry house three weeks before his death, the singer seemed strong and healthy to his sister.

She said: "Michael was fit, happy and enjoyed every minute of it. Sure he was thin, but Michael was always thin. From my understanding, he was very healthy.

"When I arrived Michael was there standing by the door greeting people, and he said to me, 'You look fabulous.'

"It was a wonderful time. When he left we embraced each other and he said, 'Thanks for a nice time. We have to do this again in Vegas.'

"He went to the door, and as he got into the vehicle he looked back and waved goodbye. It's sad to think that was the last time I saw my baby brother."

La Toya claimed that he was then wiped out by the punishing rehearsal schedule for the London shows. In the last two days before his death, the Thriller star had performed a dress rehearsal and then a full day's run-through and strategy session. But La Toya insists that in reality Michael wanted to GIVE UP music.

"He really wanted to be a movie director," she said. "He was doing everything to make that happen. He had an idea do a horror film called Thriller. He designed the poster for it already.

"He didn't want to do 50 shows, he only wanted to do 10. But he was pushed. And Michael being Michael didn't want to let down his fans.

"But even his daughter Paris said, 'They worked Daddy too hard.' Somebody that fragile can't keep going on like that." La Toya revealed she is also mystified by the sacking of Michael's entire staff just HOURS after his death.

She said the family found out when they went back to the house at 11.30pm to claim the star's belongings. La Toya added: "We were told all the guys loyal to Michael had been fired. I couldn't work it out."

Finally La Toya revealed how the tragedy had drawn the Jacksons closer together.

"This has united the family," she said. "We're all in pain and suffering the loss of Michael. . . but we're also determined to get to the bottom of what happened to him.

"He was taken from us too soon. Michael didn't have to die."

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Angel, The

I dreamt a dream! What can it mean?
And that I was a maiden Queen
Guarded by an Angel mild:
Witless woe was ne'er beguiled!

And I wept both night and day,
And he wiped my tears away;
And I wept both day and night,
And hid from him my heart's delight.

So he took his wings, and fled;
Then the morn blushed rosy red.
I dried my tears, and armed my fears
With ten-thousand shields and spears.

Soon my Angel came again;
I was armed, he came in vain;
For the time of youth was fled,
And grey hairs were on my head.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

A Curse For A Nation

I heard an angel speak last night,
And he said 'Write!
Write a Nation's curse for me,
And send it over the Western Sea.'

I faltered, taking up the word:
'Not so, my lord!
If curses must be, choose another
To send thy curse against my brother.

'For I am bound by gratitude,
By love and blood,
To brothers of mine across the sea,
Who stretch out kindly hands to me.'

'Therefore,' the voice said, 'shalt thou write
My curse to-night.
From the summits of love a curse is driven,
As lightning is from the tops of heaven.'

'Not so,' I answered. 'Evermore
My heart is sore
For my own land's sins: for little feet
Of children bleeding along the street:

'For parked-up honors that gainsay
The right of way:
For almsgiving through a door that is
Not open enough for two friends to kiss:

'For love of freedom which abates
Beyond the Straits:
For patriot virtue starved to vice on
Self-praise, self-interest, and suspicion:

'For an oligarchic parliament,
And bribes well-meant.
What curse to another land assign,
When heavy-souled for the sins of mine?'

'Therefore,' the voice said, 'shalt thou write
My curse to-night.
Because thou hast strength to see and hate
A foul thing done within thy gate.'

'Not so,' I answered once again.
'To curse, choose men.
For I, a woman, have only known
How the heart melts and the tears run down.'

'Therefore,' the voice said, 'shalt thou write
My curse to-night.
Some women weep and curse, I say
(And no one marvels), night and day.

'And thou shalt take their part to-night,
Weep and write.
A curse from the depths of womanhood
Is very salt, and bitter, and good.'

So thus I wrote, and mourned indeed,
What all may read.
And thus, as was enjoined on me,
I send it over the Western Sea.

The Curse

Because ye have broken your own chain
With the strain
Of brave men climbing a Nation's height,
Yet thence bear down with brand and thong
On souls of others, -- for this wrong
This is the curse. Write.

Because yourselves are standing straight
In the state
Of Freedom's foremost acolyte,
Yet keep calm footing all the time
On writhing bond-slaves, -- for this crime
This is the curse. Write.

Because ye prosper in God's name,
With a claim
To honor in the old world's sight,
Yet do the fiend's work perfectly
In strangling martyrs, -- for this lie
This is the curse. Write.

Ye shall watch while kings conspire
Round the people's smouldering fire,
And, warm for your part,
Shall never dare -- O shame!
To utter the thought into flame
Which burns at your heart.
This is the curse. Write.

Ye shall watch while nations strive
With the bloodhounds, die or survive,
Drop faint from their jaws,
Or throttle them backward to death;
And only under your breath
Shall favor the cause.
This is the curse. Write.

Ye shall watch while strong men draw
The nets of feudal law
To strangle the weak;
And, counting the sin for a sin,
Your soul shall be sadder within
Than the word ye shall speak.
This is the curse. Write.

When good men are praying erect
That Christ may avenge His elect
And deliver the earth,
The prayer in your ears, said low,
Shall sound like the tramp of a foe
That's driving you forth.
This is the curse. Write.

When wise men give you their praise,
They shall praise in the heat of the phrase,
As if carried too far.
When ye boast your own charters kept true,
Ye shall blush; for the thing which ye do
Derides what ye are.
This is the curse. Write.

When fools cast taunts at your gate,
Your scorn ye shall somewhat abate
As ye look o'er the wall;
For your conscience, tradition, and name
Explode with a deadlier blame
Than the worst of them all.
This is the curse. Write.

Go, wherever ill deeds shall be done,
Go, plant your flag in the sun
Beside the ill-doers!
And recoil from clenching the curse
Of God's witnessing Universe
With a curse of yours.
This is the curse. Write.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Royal Malaysian Police gets Evolution X

You wouldnt want to go against that. Believe me.

You wouldn't want to go against that. Believe me.

KUALA LUMPUR: The Royal Malaysian police has bought 25 high-powered Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution cars to catch criminals and speed hogs.
The cars, worth several millions of ringgit, would be fitted with safety gadgets and would sport the looks of police patrol cars.

Sources said the police had al­­ready taken possession and were testing the cars before sending them to the Road Transport Depart­ment for registration and approval.

“The cars are to be used in high-speed car chase, especially in cases of carjacking, kidnapping and hi­­jacking.

“The speed of the cars would enable the police to catch up with criminals who often used modified turbo charged cars to escape,” they said.

Several police personnel have been sent to undergo intensive driving classes to ensure they are able to handle the super charged cars, they added.

The cars, they said, would also be used by the highway patrol unit to monitor speed hogs or illegal racers.

Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan confirmed the purchase but declined to elaborate. - source thestar.com.my

Now, this is a very good thing. Despite spending millions to better arm our criminal-fighting-armada, Malaysian Police will at least have a fighting chance over highly funded criminals in Malaysia.

Buying a Mitsubishi Evolution X for this purpose will also send a message to local car manufacturers that their cars are no where good enough for this purpose. Car manufacturing industries are getting very competitive and if local manufacturers keep ignoring this threat, they are going to lose business soon.

From my opinion, they should have diversified the purchase slightly. Maybe they can throw in Nissan GTR into the mix. :)


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PDRM Mit.Lancer Evolution X

PDRM Mit.Lancer Evolution X


evo X

Argh! My dream car!..haha…Royal Malaysian Police’s new Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X cars yesterday was on Buletin Utama.This car will only be use particularly on cases like kidnapping,carjacking or highjacking.Hmmm…hais..let me drive la..haha!And this car will have decals and called as ”Helang Lebuhraya Polis”.Aiyaya.Jealous!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

"Have a good laugh"

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting for their wives birth giving.

Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy, "Congratulation, you got twins!".
"Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy. "I am working with the Petronas Twin Towers "
.

Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy, "Congratulation! you have triplets!"
"Wooow!, this is a coincident too" said the second daddy. "I am working for 3M Corporation"

Another nurse came out and told the third daddy, "Congratulation! Isteri you dapat kembar empat,"
"Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincident. I kerja di Four Season Hotel!"

While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry. All the 3 daddies asked him,
"Why are you seems so worry??"

He answered, "I am working with Seven-Eleven!"

Have a great day ahead.... cheers !!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I AM THANKFUL

FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S EGGS N BACON TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.



FOR THE HUSBAND

WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.



FOR THE TEENAGER

WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.



FOR THE TAXES I PAY

BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED
.



FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.



FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG

BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.




FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK

BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE




FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME
.


FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
.


FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION
.


FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL

BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.



FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.




FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING

BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.




FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.




FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.



AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL


BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.



SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.


Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Mengapa lelaki curang?



Pernahkah you all terfikir, mengapa lelaki berlaku curang?… Tongue Adakah mungkin kerana wanita lain lebih lawa lagi? Azn

"Ramai wanita menjawab, “Nama lagi lelaki…memanglah curang!…tak boleh percaya!”
Namun yang nyata jawapan itu tidak akan membuatkan wanita merasa tenang pun.
Menyakitkan hati lagi ada. In general, it’s down to individual, actually."


Pada pendapat bro, lelaki tidak mempunyai sebarang sebab mengapa mereka berlaku curang.
Mereka tidak mempunyai alasan kukuh, malah jika ditanya dengan lelaki itu sendiri,
semua jawapan yang diberi seolah-olah mereka sendiri juga tidak tahu apakah sebab utama sebenarnya.

“Tapi mungkin kerana, pasangannya dah gemuk, tidak seperti di awal perhubungan? ” Smiley

If ever bro yang berlaku curang, maybe bro sendiri tidak tahu menjawabnya. You know,
kadang-kadang tu bro sendiri terasa nak tergelak mendengar alasan-alasan yang diberi
apabila lelaki-lelaki ini tertangkap berlaku curang. Pernah dengar alasan,
“I rasa tersisih semenjak kita ada baby…you lebih pentingkan baby dari I…itu yang I cari ’Baby’ lain!”
YES, memang dia orang tahu apa yang dia orang nak…tetapi untuk memberi sebab utama,
mulailah terkial-kial dengan berbagai alasan yang tak masuk diakal pun sempat direka ciptanya :-

Kata lelaki, Masa awal-awal dan masih cinta…

“Kalau you busy macamana pun…tak apa, I tunggu.”
“You tak pandai masak pun tak apa, kita boleh makan luar je”
“I akan tetap cintakan you walaupun fizikal you berubah.”
“I suka you sexy, menaikkan semangat I tau”
“I’m a good listener, you can talk about anything to me.”

Kata lelaki, setelah tertangkap berlaku curang…

“You selalu busy…I kesunyian so I cari lain lah.
“You tak pernah nak masak kat I, so ‘makan’ luar lah”
“You dah gemuk…I nak yang slim-slim.”
“Pakaian you terbukak camana pun…semangat I dah hilang kat you.”
“You cakap banyak sangat…bingit telinga I, BOSAN!!”
Aiih…cepat bebenor berubahnya ya…Hehehe…terkena kaum lelaki minggu ni.
Tapi relax arrr…bukan bro nak menyalahkan sesiapa cuma bro sendiri curious and wondering,
why do men cheat on women?!

Tidak ingatkah janji you all pada yang tersayang dulu-dulu?
Mengapa mesti lelaki curang dan sampai hati pulak melukakan wanita?…
Ada bro bertanya pada seorang lelaki yang pernah curang dengan isterinya
sehingga membawa kepada berkahwin dua, nama dia Tam.

“Encik Tam, best ke ada dua isteri ni?”

Jawab Encik Tam, “Dalam 10, sedapnya hanya 1…tak sedapnya ada 9!”

“Habis tu, buat apa Encik Tam kahwin lagi satu kalau macam gitu rupanya?” tanya bro.

“Masa tengah gatal dulu, tak tahu…jadi saya kahwin lagi satu, tapi setelah setahun kahwin,
dah ada anak…rupa-rupanya sama aje. Balik-balik jadi macam bini yang pertama jugak!…
Sekarang, mulailah nak menggatal cari yang ketiga!”

”Ai, Encik Tam…biar betul!”

“Hehehe…gurau aje..tak larat dah aku pun.”

Jadi, kesimpulannya hari ini, basically…

"You berlaku curang hari ini, sedapnya hanya seketika.
Hakikatnya, apabila you bersama yang pada pandangan you lawa,
cantik dan masih sexy itu…apabila sudah beberapa lama…
you akan JEMU jugak akhirnya."


I guess that’s the answer!!…LELAKI CURANG KERANA MEREKA CEPAT JEMU & BOSAN with the same girl all the time.
Bila dah jemu, mulailah mencari yang lain. Yang mana sebenarnya, after a while…
yang lain itu adalah wanita yang sama sahaja.
Kesian orang pompuan! Tongue

Nasihat kepada kaum lelaki :

Carilah wanita yang benar-benar you suka. Sukakan segala-gala tentangnya. Suka cara bercakapnya,
suka lenggoknya, suka personiliti…suka semualah. Kemudian bayangkan yang you akan grow old together…
kalau boleh nampak bahagia…then bro pasti cinta akan hadir dengan sendiri, mengikat hati anda berdua.

Nasihat kepada kaum wanita :

Pandai-pandailah mengubah scenery kehidupan anda berdua agar pasangan anda tidak mudah jemu.
Tukar-tukarkan cara berpakaian, style rambut, ubah cara sentuhan dan panggilan!
Pelbagaikan pulak perkara yang dilakukan, tempat yang dikunjungi, persoalan yang diperbualkan.
Kalau biasa duduk belah kiri, duduk belah kanan pulak. kalau biasa di bawah, kenalah di atas pula.
Kalau semua dah biasa…fikirkan sesuatu agar everything menjadi luarbiasa.
Barulah happening dan teruja pasangan anda tuuu…kikikiki Grin


Alright semua…so, apa pendapat anda pula?…adakah cara-cara lain yang boleh anda fikirkan untuk dikongsi bersama?…
keluarkan apa yang anda rasa boleh membantu antara satu sama lain and let it out here. Wink

The Boys

HAS there any old fellow got mixed with the boys?
If there has, take him out, without making a noise.
Hang the Almanac's cheat and the Catalogue's spite!
Old Time is a liar! We're twenty to-night!

We're twenty! We're twenty! Who says we are more?
He's tipsy,-- young jackanapes!-- show him the door!
"Gray temples at twenty?"-- Yes ! white if we please;
Where the snow-flakes fall thickest there's nothing can freeze!

Was it snowing I spoke of? Excuse the mistake!
Look close,-- you will see not a sign of a flake!
We want some new garlands for those we have shed,--
And these are white roses in place of the red.

We've a trick, we young fellows, you may have been told,
Of talking (in public) as if we were old:--
That boy we call "Doctor," and this we call "Judge;"
It's a neat little fiction,-- of course it's all fudge.

That fellow's the "Speaker,"-- the one on the right;
"Mr. Mayor," my young one, how are you to-night?
That's our "Member of Congress," we say when we chaff;
There's the "Reverend" What's his name?-- don't make me laugh.

That boy with the grave mathematical look
Made believe he had written a wonderful book,
And the ROYAL SOCIETY thought it was true!
So they chose him right in; a good joke it was, too!

There's a boy, we pretend, with a three-decker brain,
That could harness a team with a logical chain;
When he spoke for our manhood in syllabled fire,
We called him "The Justice," but now he's "The Squire."

And there's a nice youngster of excellent pith,--
Fate tried to conceal him by naming him Smith;
But he shouted a song for the brave and the free,
Just read on his medal, "My country," "of thee!"

You hear that boy laughing?-- You think he's all fun;
But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done;
The children laugh loud as they troop to his call,
And the poor man that knows him laughs loudest of all!

Yes, we're boys, --always playing with tongue or with pen,--
And I sometimes have asked,-- Shall we ever be men?
Shall we always be youthful, and laughing, and gay,
Till the last dear companion drops smiling away?

Then here's to our boyhood, its gold and its gray!
The stars of its winter, the dews of its May!
And when we have done with our life-lasting toys,
Dear Father, take care of thy children, THE BOYS!

Summer

See what delights in sylvan scenes appear!
Descending Gods have found Elysium here.
In woods bright Venus with Adonis stray'd,
And chaste Diana haunts the forest shade.
Come lovely nymph, and bless the silent hours,
When swains from shearing seek their nightly bow'rs;
When weary reapers quit the sultry field,
And crown'd with corn, their thanks to Ceres yield.
This harmless grove no lurking viper hides,
But in my breast the serpent Love abides.
Here bees from blossoms sip the rosy dew,
But your Alexis knows no sweets but you.
Oh deign to visit our forsaken seats,
The mossy fountains, and the green retreats!
Where-e'er you walk, cool gales shall fan the glade,
Trees, where you sit, shall crowd into a shade,
Where-e'er you tread, the blushing flow'rs shall rise,
And all things flourish where you turn your eyes.
Oh! How I long with you to pass my days,
Invoke the muses, and resound your praise;
Your praise the birds shall chant in ev'ry grove,
And winds shall waft it to the pow'rs above.
But wou'd you sing, and rival Orpheus' strain,
The wond'ring forests soon shou'd dance again,
The moving mountains hear the pow'rful call,
And headlong streams hang list'ning in their fall!
But see, the shepherds shun the noon-day heat,
The lowing herds to murm'ring brooks retreat,
To closer shades the panting flocks remove,
Ye Gods! And is there no relief for Love?
But soon the sun with milder rays descends
To the cool ocean, where his journey ends;
On me Love's fiercer flames for every prey,
By night he scorches, as he burns by day.

hanya tuhan yang tau.......

Sekitar jam 11 malam membawa ke jam 2 pagi 22 May 2009 di bangunan Menara Celcom ada munculnye beberapa "Entiti" di beberapa floor...Hmmm...(selamat aku kije balik kol 745 malam pada hari kejadian...huhu).
Sebelum ni mmg banyak cerita2 mistik dan misteri kat sini, kat macam2 tempat, dari Basement 5 sampai lah ke tingkat 5 dan maju lagi sampai la ke tingkat 22... Cumanya untuk beberapa ketika Entiti itu mendiamkankan diri setelah ada cerita2 terdahulu mengatakan yang Entiti itu hanya akan muncul kembali jika manusia2 di bangunan ni buat perkara2 yang boleh menimbulkan kemarahan mereka...Sejauh mana kebenarannye, Wallahualam...Aku pon dengar2 cerita dan khabar2 dari orang2 yang terdahulu dan mungkin jugak dari pengalaman sendiri beberapa tahun yang lalu....

Sampai je aku kat opis pagi ni...terdengarla beberapa orang yang bercerita..ternampak kelibat Entiti yang jenis cam gula2 tu... (eeee...Nauzubillah...dengar bunyi2an pon da seram sejuk..inikan pulak muncul...isk isk...simpang malaikat 44!). Pada malam kejadian katenye 5 orang staff kat sini yang terserempak ngan Entiti tu dan menimbulkan keadaan yang sngt huru hara kat sini...Sbb terkejut n of course la scary the meri...
Dalam pada yang sama ade jugak sorang mamat CSE ni cite, lingkungan jam yang sama dia masuk toilet,sorang2...Dalam masa yang sama pintu toilet sebelah pon tertutup gak, kuat gile...Yang mamat ni pon masuk air gak, boleh intai kat bawah pintu untuk pastikan wether ada orang ke tidak...Dan ternyata...tiada siapa2... (Kalau aku takde maknenye aku nak intai...huhuhu!).

Lepas dari tu, mungkin pak guard yang dah aware ngan keadaan yg agak mencemaskan dan huru hara di tengah2 malam ni pon panggil la orang2 yang bijak pandai ni...Datang la beberapa orang alim ulama dan ustaz2 untuk membantu mententeramkan keadaan.

Aku pon tak bape nak sure sebenarnya keadaan huru hara tu kat floor mane...tapi yang pasti setelah dikejutkan dengan berita cemas dan menakutkan semalam, tambah lagi dengan kehadiran "lada hitam" di lantai2 setiap tingkat termasuklah kat lantai toilet setiap tingkat.. (Kawan aku si Ekin ngan husband dier ingatke taik tikus kat lantai toilet tingkat 11...huhuhuhu...banyak gile...) Ustaz yang "pagarkan" bangunan ni gunakan lada hitam mungkin untuk tujuan menghalau anasir2 itu dari terus mengganggu...Wallahualam...

Tiada siapa yang tahu melainkan DIA yang tau apa tujuan Entiti tersebut mengganggu dan mengganas sampai memunculkan diri...Sebelum ni ade jugak yang aku sendiri dengar...Tapi kejadian tu 2 tahun yang lepas...Mase tu Chinese New Year, so tak ramai yang keje kat 10th Floor...Dlm kul 10 pagi aku masuk toilet, tetibe terdengar la sayup2 macam ada yang menyebut "tolong.....". wat tak tau sudaaa....ingatke ade yang nak memain jerit dari luar tandas ke...elok je aku ngah basuh tangan terdengar la lagi skali suare itu...weeeheeee...takde makne aku nak tunggu...CABUT sajjooorrkk! huhuhuhu

Kali kedua aku terdengar kat tempat aku skang ni...Kul 10 malam aku sowang kat dlm dept ni...(tunggu laki lembab sangat nak amek aku..huh!). Aku takde la pikir pape yang buruk, nak kate takut, tak jugak mase tu...ngah layan2 chatting, tetibe terdengar plak cam bunyi orang kemas2 meja kat depan meja aku, tapi tu lah...sowang pon takde kat situ...Wat tak reti suddaaa....tapi tu lah...wat2 tak reti pon tetibe ternampak plak kelibat hitam kecik je laju masuk ke locker room yang mane locker room tu kat blakang tempat aku je....Kaedahnye, aku tutup PC, CABUTTT....Dalam hati, mungkin perasaan...(katenyeee...sedapkan ati sendiri...)

Tambah lagi "keseraman" kat area workstation aku ni ngan cerita2 dari Kent, Elise, Aishah, ramai ah lagi...macam2 mende yang dowang dengar... Paling kerap yelah dowang dengar bunyik typing dari beberapa workstation dari dept aku....Hmmm....

Moral of the story...Bagi aku cukuplah sekadar aku tidak mengganggu mereka...Dan aku mengharapkan mereka juga tidak mengganggu aku dan kami seperti mana kami tidak mengganggu mereka...